Kim-isms
Let me start out by saying that my sister read this before I posted it, so I won't get in trouble. I'd also like to say that Kim is very smart and intelligent, as evidenced by her grades all throughout school and her professional success thus far; however, for some reason she just doesn't "get" some things. Luckily she will laugh about it now because that's really all you can do after hearing some of the stuff that comes out of her mouth. The following are things that have actually come out of the mouth of my straight-A student sister. Enjoy!
*Until recently she thought that Larry King's full name was indeed Larry (first) King (middle) Live (last)
*We both took a CPR renewal class when the babies were a couple months old. Before going she told me she knew how to do the "Heimlich Remover" but needed to be refreshed on the CPR part.
*We were playing Taboo a few years ago and her word was hors d'oeuvres. She said she didn't know what the word meant and needed to pass. We asked her what word it was and she replied, "hores d ove rez". It's hard to write it exactly as she said it but you get the point. It was not at all pronounced correctly. At least she did know what the word meant after she realized how to say it!
*We were playing Pictionary a few summers ago and she was to draw Alaska. She leaned over to me and asked me if Alaska was part of the United States.
*Mom was taking her somewhere and told her to look for the fork in the road because that is where they needed to turn. She was looking for an actual fork.
*She recently found out that coconut milk was "non-dairy."
*She was talking about a slogan and said "slogo." (mixing up slogan and logo)
I've saved the best 2 for last. These are CLASSIC.
*She had just started dating someone new and a male friend asked her if he was Caucasian."NO!" she replied. "He's white!"
*We were about 13 and 14 years old sitting at the dinner table and I made some sexual inuendo and she shouted, "Mom, I thought we weren't allowed to use sexual influenzas!"
We love you Kim! Thanks for always making us laugh!
*Until recently she thought that Larry King's full name was indeed Larry (first) King (middle) Live (last)
*We both took a CPR renewal class when the babies were a couple months old. Before going she told me she knew how to do the "Heimlich Remover" but needed to be refreshed on the CPR part.
*We were playing Taboo a few years ago and her word was hors d'oeuvres. She said she didn't know what the word meant and needed to pass. We asked her what word it was and she replied, "hores d ove rez". It's hard to write it exactly as she said it but you get the point. It was not at all pronounced correctly. At least she did know what the word meant after she realized how to say it!
*We were playing Pictionary a few summers ago and she was to draw Alaska. She leaned over to me and asked me if Alaska was part of the United States.
*Mom was taking her somewhere and told her to look for the fork in the road because that is where they needed to turn. She was looking for an actual fork.
*She recently found out that coconut milk was "non-dairy."
*She was talking about a slogan and said "slogo." (mixing up slogan and logo)
I've saved the best 2 for last. These are CLASSIC.
*She had just started dating someone new and a male friend asked her if he was Caucasian."NO!" she replied. "He's white!"
*We were about 13 and 14 years old sitting at the dinner table and I made some sexual inuendo and she shouted, "Mom, I thought we weren't allowed to use sexual influenzas!"
We love you Kim! Thanks for always making us laugh!
That is sooo funny!! My best friend is like that, super smart and successful...but gosh some ridiculous stuff can come out of her mouth!
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